Basic D&D
Cleric: Woot! I’m level 3 already. Rolls d6 and copies in new attack and save numbers.
Magic User: Finally level 2. Now I can cast sleep twice a day! Rolls d4 and curses the dice.
Fighter/Dwarf: Level 2 , cool. Better attacks and more HP. Rolls d8.
Halfling: What, only a stupid d6 for HP? What kind of a fighter is this? You guys told me a Halfling was good. You bastards!
Thief: Level 3, cool. You know it does get kind of tedious re-copying these skill charts every level. Anybody else have to do this?
Elf: Leveling up? I think I need another 1000 xp for level 2. Don’t worry though, I’ll catch up with you guys.
1st/2nd edition AD&D
Human characters: Wootz, levels. I love levels. Roll HP and copy down new saves and attack values. Make a note of special ability. Oh wait, I have to re-figure my THAC0, hey DM can you do this for me?
Multiclass demi-humans: We’ll catch up with you in another 2000XP, but thanks for the thought.
3.x edition
Aha! All proceeds by my master plan. But wait, somebody released a new splat book. Whoah that prestige class looks cool. Okay, I can still get it I just have to re-think my feat progression a little. If I take a level of sorc I can get there, but bard will give me bardic knowledge. Wait? All that for one lousy ability? Oh why didn’t I just start with levels of fighter. Rolls HP, grumbles and places skill points carefully.
4th edition.
Wohoo a new utility power! What no rolling HP, I want to use my dice. Dammit I didn’t fork out $20.00 on these new custom dice for nothing. Let me roll my freakin dice already! What? I have to recalculate every number on my character sheet? Oh man this is going to take a few minutes.
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