Magic-User/Elf: Fireball! All mobs grovel before me or perish!
Fighter: It thought you said that at level 3 with phantasmal force.
Magic-User: Oh yeah, I guess I did. What are you complaining for you XP leach? Maybe you can dodge a fireball, shall we find out?
1st/2nd edition AD&D
Wizard: What? They so nerfed fireball. This sucks. This so sucks. Dammit I’m going to play a cleric.
Cleric: What? They so nerfed hold person. This so sucks. Dammit I’m going to play a wizard.
Fighter: Whoa, iterative attacks at level 6. This rocks! Suck it you spell casting sissies, I’m going to kick your butts!
Wizard: WFT? Where’s fireball? This sucks, I’m playing 3rd edition.
Fighter: More powers? Whoa, I’m not sure I can handle this. Just gimme something to bash.
Rogue: Where are my skill charts. I miss the old skill charts. Nothing left for me to copy anymore.
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